Thursday, February 26, 2009

Three Monkey Republicans

For eight long years Three Monkey Republicans wouldn't speak, see or hear anything negative against GWB. Why? Because....There's a War On! God forbid you say anything against Der Leader in a time of war. It didn't matter if he was spending uncontrollably or assaulting our liberties. What did we get because you had to 'Stand by Your Man' in a time of War? Here's a few gems:

  1. Department of Fatherland Security
  2. Transportation Security Administration
  3. Military Commissions Act of 2006
  4. Homeland Security Acts I & II
  5. No Child Left Behind
  6. Medicare Prescription Drug, Improvement, and Modernization Act
  7. The first 'Stimulus' package (Republicans love Stimulus when the President has an (R) after his name
Of course, now Republicans are ready to fight for us. They want to be responsible with our money and return to their roots...I've got some ocean front property to sell ya if you believe them.

Where do we stand now? We get to live with all of these new departments and acts in the hands of Socialists. Don't complain when they tap your phone or try to register you because of the job you perform...after all, There's still a War On!

So, enjoy the bed you made.